Rufus: Tseng.
Tseng: Yes, Sir?
Rufus: There's something that has to be done and I can only trust you with this task.
Tseng: YES WHAT IS IT? I'LL GLADLY DO IT.
Rufus: Can you bathe my dog?
Tseng: ............... sure. "orz
I always felt like Dark Nation was just a random enemy who appears in the fight against Rufus but somehow it became fanon that Dark Nation is like a real pet and everything. I'm fine with that.